Friday, December 21, 2007

Holiday Advice

Do not go to a 10pm screening of Sweeney Todd, and then, because you're sooooo close, just drop in at a wal-mart at midnight. Amazingly, the lines are still waitingforthepope long at that hour, and no one's in a hurry.

You see, after seeing Sweeney, bad thoughts go through your mind anyway and, trust me, the Wal Mart experience does little to slake them. Very little.

Very bad thoughts.

We try to be helpful here.

Go see Sweeney Todd, by all means. Right now.

Just watch, and then go home...straight away. Do not linger in public places. Especially, annoying, polluting, under paying, open 24 hours public places.

Bad thoughts.

Here endeth the lesson.

1 comment:

Thom said...

I hear you on the bad thoughts.

I remember seeing Sweeney Todd on stage back while attending a Christian college. Myself and my two fellow theater-goers had no idea what we were getting in to. We left horrified and amazed all at once and unable to speak. While recognizing the excellence of the show, we felt dirty and tried to listen to some gospel music on the ride home. It didn't work, nor seem right. So, we drove home in silence.

I have yet to see the movie, but plan to this week.